Anti-Monday pill

Anti-Monday pill

No, this is not a real thing. But I believe this post, if used correctly, can help to negate the overwhelming fog of Mondayness permeating the atmosphere today. If we act quickly, that is!

Firstly, put in your ear phones and listen to this:

If singing along and/or (depending on your work environment) listening intently doesn’t alleviate some of your Mondayness, I’m going to have to pull out the big guns.

Look at this picture. Look how adorable this puppy is!

puppy

Did that negate the Monday?

Oh dear, I said the ‘M’ word again!

Quickly – try touching this guy’s nose (if you don’t laugh, there is something seriously WRONG with you!). If you’re feeling a little more vindictive, you can try to drown him instead (just drag his head to the bucket).

Another anti-M solution is good ol’ procrastination – like this sheep game. Mind numbingly addictive!

Some other Monday fixes, based on actual RESEARCH done by Marmite (quoted directly from Gawker):

  • Watching television
  • Fuckin’
  • Buying crap online
  • Eating chocolate
  • Booking a vacation

And if none of those work? Start a debate on Facebook about something ridiculous:

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