Then do I have the website for you!
Seriously though, watch out after you shake vigorously. I got quite a fright.
Also, if you REALLY want to do nothing useful you better check this site out. You could be as useful as an amoeba, a mosquito or a jellyfish! (Looking at that list… am I prejudiced against creatures without spines??)
And here’s some funny cross stitching because cross stitch is actually cool (little did you know).
And here’s the one I made The Boyfriend for Christmas; it’s hanging in our flat! (You can buy the pattern here – I just changed the colours)