Here’s some advice: don’t compare a friend pregnant with twins to your dog that just had eleven puppies. Just… don’t do it. Back away from the conversation. Wait a few sentences after asking about her pregnancy to mention the puppies. Hell, you can even space the two non-related events over a day instead of juxtaposing the two sentences together.
Now that that wisdom is out of the way, my family’s Rhodesian Ridgeback just gave birth to ELEVEN puppies! Eleven is a lot. Eleven is also muchos mewling, squirming, softly furry adorableness in one house. AND I WANT IT ALL.
The Boyfriend and I were even talking about ‘If we buy a house in time…’
And if the visuals aren’t enough, look at this little one yawn and listen to the sweet little mewling sounds (9 seconds) …