He’s a perfect composition of my favourite things:
dimples
dry wit
intelligence
an Irish accent
dimples
great sense of humour
ironic view of the world
AND DIMPLES! With an Irish accent. An IRISH ACCENT. That’s like the auditory version of being covered in chocolate.
It would be even more perfect if he didn’t have a wife.
And if we could meet one day.
Dylan Moran.
I heart him with all my heart.
He’s my dreamboat.
My journalism friends and I discovered him in the British TV series Black Books, which is, quite possibly, one of the funniest things I’ve ever watched.
Lisa, Tarryn, Leigh, Natali and I (with other people flitting in and out) would meet every Thursday and watch the inexplicably-hot Dylan Moran swear, smoke and drink in his book shop.
We’re not sure why we find him attractive. I mean, look at him:
He’s antisocial. He drinks far too much wine. He smokes like … someone that smokes a lot. I don’t know when last, if EVER, he washed his hair. My brothers assure me he’s no looker and tell me I should get a celebrity crush on someone else.
Nonetheless, Dylan Moran has nestled into my heart. He’s a dreamboat despite, or maybe because of all those things.
And (swoon) he has dimples, an Irish accent and is very witty.
“And yes, I am aware, that it is traditionally bad form to respond to any kind of criticism or rejection. But in this, as with all else, I am an innovator. Therefore I may freely address you as pissmidget.” ~ Dylan Moran
Lisa, Tarryn, Leigh, Natali and I (with other people flitting in and out) would meet every Thursday and watch the inexplicably-hot Dylan Moran swear, smoke and drink in his book shop.
He’s antisocial. He drinks far too much wine. He smokes like … someone that smokes a lot. I don’t know when last, if EVER, he washed his hair. My brothers assure me he’s no looker and tell me I should get a celebrity crush on someone else.
Mission Succexy 
Dylan Moran makes self-destrucive behaviour look goooood
Okay. This was written years ago but…I love Dylan as well! Get in line, girl. 😆