I found my dream man

He’s a perfect composition of my favourite things:

• dimples
• dry wit
• intelligence
• an Irish accent
• dimples
• great sense of humour
• ironic view of the world
• AND DIMPLES! With an Irish accent. An IRISH ACCENT. That’s like the auditory version of being covered in chocolate.

It would be even more perfect if he didn’t have a wife.

And if we could meet one day.