I found my dream man

I found my dream man

He’s a perfect composition of my favourite things:

  • dimples
  • dry wit
  • intelligence
  • an Irish accent
  • dimples
  • great sense of humour
  • ironic view of the world
  • AND DIMPLES! With an Irish accent. An IRISH ACCENT. That’s like the auditory version of being covered in chocolate.

It would be even more perfect if he didn’t have a wife.

And if we could meet one day.
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Charlie Sheen is bat shit crazy

Charlie Sheen is bat shit crazy

Charlie Sheen, star of the worst TV show ever – Two and a Half Men (bizarrely rated as number one: why? That kid annoys the crap out of me, and Sheen is wearing shorts the whole time) is bat shit, mother-trucking INSANE. Or just super high on coke. Or maybe both?

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Match made in heaven

Match made in heaven

I went to a soccer game last week. USA vs Algeria. The one game, my brother Angus told me, that is likely to get bombed. Sure, I didn’t really know what was going on; and yeah, the Algerian fans really (really really) like blondes. But it was a lot of fun and I took a lot of pictures (and a lot of pictures were taken of me too … those Algerian guys really like blondes).

I included a slideshow of some of the best photos below (and must point out that the only photos I didn’t take were the ones I am in), and I wrote about the experience in more detail for Fairlady (read about it here).

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What the waka is going on?

What the waka is going on?

Is everyone around you wearing strident yellow shirts? Are people holding bright, rectangular, multi-coloured pieces of cloth that flutter in the wind? Do you hear a loud, discordant noise (probably being blasted repeatedly and at odd hours of the night)? If you can answer ‘yes’ to all of these questions, chances are you’re in South Africa during the Soccer World Cup.   Read more